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On the heels of yesterday’s post about stripper names, let play.
1) Take the name of your first pet you ever had
2) Add the name of the street you grew up on
That’s your stripper [and Porn] name.
Mine is Niki Poipu [“poy-pooh”]. Interesting? Sure. Sexy? Notsomuch.
Now it’s your turn.
Leave yours in the Comments section here and let’s enjoy reading them.

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Tinker Gidley.I'm actually rather fond of it.
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THAT is a cool name…
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Prissy Norman. Not sexy at all.
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Tinker! I love it too. Prissy Norman is kinda awesome in it's own right. I've heard worse. :)Thanks for the comments – let's hear more names…
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Biscuit Bell. That sounds rather warped. Like food and porn together. Oh, how I've missed you my darling girl. I've been under my writer rock. Started querying two weeks ago. (So scary.) So far, I've had two agents asking to see my work. We will see. I'm so proud of you and all you've accomplished. Keep on writing, beautiful lady. The world needs to hear your words.
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Oh wait. My address also had the word, old, in it. If I rearranged my pet's name, I'd be Old Biscuit. Now, if that's not sad I don't know what is.
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Myrtle Fredrick…Yeah, well the odds for my stripping career are fairly long anyway.
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LOL love it!
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Pepe IvanhoeI kinda like mine too…
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Mine is awesome. Taffy Fernandez.
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Nice to meet you, Pepe and Taffy! Love love love those names.
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i love tinker gidley and prissy norman. they make me think librarian by day, call girl by night. i'm misty willow.
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Mine is "Tweety Parkway" Not at all sexy.
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Hellloooo Tweety and Misty! I worked with a Misty once… Keep 'em coming, people. This is awesome.
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Fio Pastor….sounds as if it demands a very thin soul patch and greased-back black hair. A tacky tat or two would certainly fulfill that name's demands.
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Fio Pastor — NICE!
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Champ LeClaire!
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I can't believe Brett grew up on Fernandez street – who knew that street existed. If I go back to my very first pet, a goldfish I had when I was about 6, it would mean my name is "Captain Fishy Orange." Fish and stripping are not a good combination…Theodore Orange would be my second option…slim pickin's over here…
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Hey Champ! How perfect for you! OMG Mel… We'll call you Thea Tangerine. Poetic license!
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mine is hunka ferret lovin' handsome almost to the point of gorgeous one, his Royal Awesomeness…. a bit windy, but it kinda rolls off da lil paws…i didn't know i'd get caught up in this. i stopped by to tell ya that i use social oomph to update my timeline when i am off in da woods wif da dogs ( if you stopped by my blog, you'd know i had to go on a dog hunt wif da hounds this week ) and anyway, they (Social Oomph) are acting like butt holes and not allowing as many specific mentions. this blog post for instance would just be the title but the "By and Follow @ThatGalKiki" part would not be in the tweet.so you are basically left to look at my timeline each day for mention of your blog, if you post, of course, which i see that you are now over your isolation, and all that crap, you are writing more often, so you'll have to check my timeline each day more often to see where i tuck the mention.got it.and the acronym for His Royal Awesomeness HRA is how most pet humans shorten it …the tea kettle whistlethI tweet at @Samuel_Clemons
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HRA. Sounds like Huuurrah! I know I am following your posts, lemme double check. Thanks for the comment and reminder to get my ass to your blog. I am def out of isolation! xxoo
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My wife's name does rock for a porn star's name….Honey Baker.
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Honey Baker… VERY sexy!
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Walter Woodland?? #strippername
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Herkimer Dement — what a name!
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Puffy Walnut. NOT good.
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Greetings, Walter and Herkimer! Walter – the Woodland makes me think of 'woody', so it evens out. 🙂
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Puffy Walnut … OMG. 🙂
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two moreRocky Mozartand Mugsy Grantham
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Mine is Smokie Conway! LOL.
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Mine is Fritzie Princeton! I am going to steal this idea for my blog, giving you full credit of course. Thanks for the cute idea!
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Oh they just keep getting better and better! Thanks Kir! Love yours!
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Batman Belcourt. Seriously.
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HELOOOOO, Ms. Belcourt! Very authoritative! Keep ’em coming, people… these are GREAT!
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I thought the ‘Batman’ part would be the one to make people talk haha
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Our first family pet names me Toni Norwood. But if I go with the dog my godmother gave me that would be Cache Norwood.
p.s. Ooooh Batman Belcourt! Love it!
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I LOVE IT TOO!
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Shazam Riviera
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Niki Delaware! Hmm, I think I love it. Oh, and ‘Puffy Walnut’? Hilarious! Haha
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Casey Madison
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