Fat. Chance.

Most women at some point in their lives have struggled with their weight. And if you're over 30 and have and access to social media, magazines, television, movie theaters and/or advertising (plugging anything from sports cars to carrot juice) you're probably not down with  fat. It's an ugly word. It says so much in the … Continue reading Fat. Chance.

So this ex-stripper, and a gay dude walk in to a bar…

  As we circled the block in search of parking close to the restaurant, my eyes honed in on it - a fabulous sign that would dictate the course of our evening, unbeknownst to Todd. He was too busy paying attention to any open pockets of asphalt, to understand my laughing out loud moment after reading … Continue reading So this ex-stripper, and a gay dude walk in to a bar…

Breast Intentions

Not that you need more proof I was a total Stripper Cliché, I am here to tell you, I had breast implants. It's been a few years since I had the bookends removed, but I still think of those salt-water funbags from time to time. I am devoting a whole chapter in my book to … Continue reading Breast Intentions