It's February. You're single. Unless you've held yourself hostage binging on Netflix and Domino's since New Year's Eve, you've been exposed. At first glance, the damage is nominal. You enter the grocery store for paper towels and laundry detergent and get your first glimpse. Petite floral displays paired with heart-shaped balloons have replaced the clearance-priced holiday … Continue reading A Valentine for Singles (You Are Victorious)
Tag: Valentine’s Day
*Let’s just consider it water under my vagina
*This post has been updated February 11, 2015. . If you've been reading here a while, you know all about my body dysmorphia issues. My scale has been up and down so much, it should be a trampoline. From anorexia at 16 followed by the fun-filled cocaine and Taco Bell diet in my 20s, to my yo-yo … Continue reading *Let’s just consider it water under my vagina
Pouring You a Glass – Filled with Chocolate
Valentine's Day is looming. This is the time where love-drunk couples deliriously count down to the day where basking in *coupledomis not only allowed, it’s downright Hallmark Preferred. If filling in the Single box on a personals ad is the only action you are getting these days, you may want to steer clear of … Continue reading Pouring You a Glass – Filled with Chocolate