So this ex-stripper, and a gay dude walk in to a bar…

  As we circled the block in search of parking close to the restaurant, my eyes honed in on it - a fabulous sign that would dictate the course of our evening, unbeknownst to Todd. He was too busy paying attention to any open pockets of asphalt, to understand my laughing out loud moment after reading … Continue reading So this ex-stripper, and a gay dude walk in to a bar…

What’s YOUR stripper name?

. On the heels of yesterday's post about stripper names, let play. 1) Take the name of your first pet you ever had 2) Add the name of the street you grew up on That's your stripper [and Porn] name. Mine is Niki Poipu ["poy-pooh"]. Interesting? Sure. Sexy? Notsomuch. Now it's your turn. Leave yours … Continue reading What’s YOUR stripper name?

So, your name really isn’t Chardonnay?

. In the wake of Marti Gras, and seeing those poor, unwanted bedazzled plastic masks in the bargain bin last night at the grocery store, I thought about all the gals I used to know back in the day and quickly became frustrated. I wish I could track some old friends down, but can't because I never … Continue reading So, your name really isn’t Chardonnay?